About The Kings Of Caveman Nation
The Legend of........ "THE KINGS OF CAVEMAN NATION"
After a near fatal dinosaur attack, three embattled cavemen enter a
strange metal craft that appears on the horizon, landing in the valley
below. Bright buttons and flashing dash lights prove to be irresistible
playthings. Their curiosity accidentally launches the craft and the
caveman experience a long frozen journey through space.
With the help of a twisted form of divine intervention, they eventually crash in Africa in the year 1955.
They find themselves a long, long way from home indeed, visiting with
peoples who teach them tribal dress, traditions and music. Never had
they seen such fascinating dress or heard such mesmerizing and magical
sounds.
It is while visiting these tribes that the lost cavemen are given the names Hungtulo, Melotu and Rhoot.
In time they make their way to America, learning the language and ways
of the new world from what they see on television and magazines.
Yes, this new world holds many strange wonders for them. Is this even
the same planet they once knew? No one is sure. The technologies,
culture and modern ways are all foreign and confusing to the cavemen.
The women are typically less hairy than they remembered. How will they
stay warm at night?
As the cavemen strive to adapt, they embrace their new tribal musical roots, combining it with progressive rock.
With guitars at their sides, they manage to trip their way clumsily
through the modern world, never quite seeming to fit in, but are
pleased to discover that the caveman culture seems to be alive and well
in the new world. Cavemen appear to still exist here and there. They
see them in the streets and on TV. Hungtulo, Melotu and Rhoot discover
that they are not alone after all.
They are three ancient men who rode the metal beast from the past into our modern time.
They champion the cause of all cavemen who still exist today, fighting
for their rights and giving them a nation on earth to call their own.
They are super sexy and it can't be helped, so they make no apologies for that.
They are "The Kings of Caveman Nation!"
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